I Wish I Had A Million...
I wish I had a million maids,
then I would be able to
Sit back and relax at last
with nothing more to do
I wouldn't have to worry 'bout
the simplest little things
There'd be no need to question
for any of these "sins"
I'd never have to ponder
on what to cook for tea
Or how many dishes it would make,
it'd no longer worry me
No more dishes on the sink
or dust upon the floor
No need to vacuum up the mess
others have left before
No more jumping to the gun
of all that I must do
To put a load of washing on
and iron his shirts too
No need to worry about the lawn
for it too will be done
Pushing the mower and breaking my back
ain't my idea of fun!
And all my orders and brochures
these maids will do them all
When I'm backlogged and had enough
and can find no strength at all -
Nothing would ever be too much
and at last I could relax
Without the worry that I have failed
and give myself the sack!
Oh, yes, if I had a million maids
to meet my every need
Then maybe I could stay right here
and I'd never have to leave!
© Christina
5th May 2009
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